var picinfo = [ ["Juliet.jpg", "Eye, eye!", ""Hailing frequencies open, Captain.""], ["ReallyHappy.jpg", "Knock knock!", "Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?"], ["AliceSeason.jpg", "Hangin' out...", "...followed by her signature Monkeybutt dismount."], ["HangingFruit.jpg", "Grip strength", "The best punishment: a good old-fashioned hanging."], ["PickleKnitter.jpg", "Get stuffed!", "She can tell a dog from a zebra without even looking!"], ["SackedOut.jpg", "Lap nap", "The Princess and the Leg: A Fairy Tale for Deep Sleepers."], ["XmasProfile.jpg", "Grand profile", "Ear she is at Grandma & Grandpa's."], ["PipesOfPan.jpg", "Pipes of Pan", "Think "Chariots of Fire"."], ["SinkPlayFlash.jpg", "At the sink", "Well, itsa boat time!"], ["SinkPlayNoFlash.jpg", "At the sink II", "Puppy Chow brings out the sheen."], ["PopPopXmas.jpg", "Christmas 2000 Part I", "With Pop-pop."], ["BruceBeanPopPop.jpg", "Christmas 2000 Part II", "Bruce, Bean and Pop-pop."], ["LittleKidBigChair.jpg", "The chair", "Orange you glad ... oh wait, we already said that."], ["Unbraided.jpg", "Curl power!", "Our new tradition: Unwrapping the Christmas Braid!"], ["Guilty.jpg", "Catatonic moment", ""Really, I was just petting him. Honest!""], ["SquiggleWriter.jpg", "Squiggle-writer", "Note to self: Squiggles are illegible."], ["HeartAttack.jpg", "Owner of a Lonely Heart", "Ah, she does my heart good..."], ["Flibby.jpg", "Flibby", "Say hi, Flibby!    "Hi Flibby!""], ["HaloFlibby.jpg", "Flibby II", "Is that back-light following her?"], ["TempeGorilla.jpg", "Gorilla in Tempe, AZ", "Gorilla "Statue" -- The last picture we ever took of Alice."], ["TireHorsey.jpg", "Swing low...", "Just kidding, she's fine! Check out that horsey swing!"], ["TempePostcard.jpg", "Tempe postcard", "Yes, we know. She clashes."], ["WestCoastBean.jpg", "Alice meets the Pacific", "Pacific Ocean not shown to scale."], ["MightAsWellJump.jpg", "Jumping bean", "We have liftoff."], ["SnugAsBugInRug.jpg", "Snugly blankets", "Alice approaches maximum snugglicity."], ["DressShirt.jpg", "Dress-up", "The dot-com executive."], ["TryingToWakeUp.jpg", "Sleepyhead", "A split second later, she was asleep."], ["OatmealBreakfast.jpg", "Breakfast monkey", "Table Manners 101 Quiz: Victorian or Paleolithic?"], ["SomeOtherCuteKid.jpg", "Alter ego", "Who is this, and what did she do with Alice?"], ["DangerousComputing.jpg", "On the brink", "We bought her an ergonomic chair, but she prefers this one."], ["FlowerGirl.jpg", "The flower girl", "She was the flower girl at Aunt Carla's wedding.
More flower girl pictures available here."], ["ZooIceCreamCup.jpg", "Ice cream I", "Ice cream, Philly Zoo style."], ["FirstTaste.jpg", "Ice cream II", "We got her to use a spoon this time!"], ["ItsGood.jpg", "Ice cream III", "Ice cream afterglow."], ["LookAskance.jpg", "Sittin' pretty", "Ha, ha, she made you look."], ["CherryBlossom.jpg", "Cherry blossoms", ""Actually, they're redbuds.""], ["PicnicSmug.jpg", "Smug shot", ""I'm thinking of a number between 0 and π.""], ["CreatureOnCounter.jpg", "Feral creature", "...practicing her Mowgli impression."], ["GiraffeRide.jpg", "Giraffe ride", "It's brighter because she's closer to the sun."], ["DoubleDeckerProfile.jpg", "Double decker", "Daddy's little lightning rod."], ["UpInTheGlow.jpg", "Head in the clouds", "Q: "What's going on up there?"
A: "Oh, nuhh-thing!""], ["SplitLevelNap.jpg", "Cat nap", "Nobody sleeps better. Nobody."], ["NapCloseup.jpg", "Nap shot", "It's been a hard day's night..."], ["PantyGirl.jpg", "Panty Girl", "Never fear! Panty Girl is here!"], ["ConstructionPrincess.jpg", "Hardhat I", ""Purse... hardhat... what am I forgetting?""], ["Eeeyup.jpg", "Hardhat II", "I see pyrotechnics in my future."], ["HardHatFairy.jpg", "Hardhat III", "You need a new prescription to appreciate this picture."], ["KneesNBrekky.jpg", "Breakfast table", "She has everything she knees."], ["WashTheDishes.jpg", "Dishwasher", "...and to top it all off: the kitchen sink."], ["ModelingSession17.jpg", "Thought", "Thought."], ["ModelingSession1.jpg", "Composure", "Composure."], ["ModelingSession2.jpg", "Consideration", "Consideration."], ["ModelingSession3.jpg", "Explanation", "Explanation."], ["ModelingSession4.jpg", "Amusement", "Amusement."], ["ModelingSession5.jpg", "Companionship", "Congeniality."], ["ModelingSession6.jpg", "Organization", "Organization."], ["ModelingSession7.jpg", "Attention", "Attention."], ["ModelingSession8.jpg", "Distraction", "Distraction."], ["ModelingSession9.jpg", "Candor", "Candor."], ["ModelingSession10.jpg", "Distrust", "Distrust."], ["ModelingSession11.jpg", "Imbalance", "Imbalance."], ["ModelingSession12.jpg", "Confidence", "Faith."], ["ModelingSession13.jpg", "Inspiration", "Inspiration."], ["ModelingSession14.jpg", "Control", "Control."], ["ModelingSession15.jpg", "Sincerity", "Sincerity."], ["ModelingSession16.jpg", "Eloquence", "Eloquence."], ["Earshot.jpg", "With an ear shot", "Do you ear what I ear?"], ["Bearback.jpg", "Back #1", "Daddy helped Alice get a leg-up."], ["Snakeback.jpg", "Back #2", "The obligatory constrictor picture."], ["Hippoback.jpg", "Back #3", ""I just had a thoughtamus!""], ["Boarback.jpg", "Back #4", "Chairman of the boar..."], ["Dinoback.jpg", "Back #5", "This one's a little higher than the others!"], ["Procession.jpg", "The happy couple", "Meet our new son-in-law!"], ["Celeb.jpg", "Tall cool woman", "Have we met?"], ["Cake4.jpg", "Cake and ice cream", "The traditional birthday cake shot."], ["WetTShirt.jpg", "Wet T-shirt", "They put in a water play area at the park!"], ["Facepaint.jpg", "Her inner puppy", "Alice samples a face-painter's wares."], ["Dogface.jpg", "Dig it", "She's fully in character now."], ["Blow.jpg", "Bubble trouble", "This job blows!"], ["Leggs.jpg", "Junior executive", "It's time for her yearly performance review."], ["MedievalGarb.jpg", "Lady Alice", "She was the flower girl at Brian and Lex's medieval-themed wedding."], ["StepSitter.jpg", "The storyteller", "Wearing her favorite pants in the whole world."], ["Grounded.jpg", "Earthquake patrol", "This is the best photograph, hands down."] ];